Arrrrr! MIT Pirates Certified

by Nancy DuVergne Smith on March 8, 2012

in Student Life

Sophomore Jacob Hurwitz is an official MIT pirate.

Jacob Hurwitz is an official MIT pirate.

An underground novelty has surfaced into official MIT culture. Although student pirates have existed informally for some 20 years, the Department of Athletics, Physical Education, and Recreation (DAPER) has issued the first pirate certificates to six students who have completed the requirements. The arrrrr, arrrrr, arrrrr’ing must have been heard across the river because the Boston Globe just covered the news with an article and a video.

What are the requirements? Students must complete four physical education courses: pistol, archery, sailing, and fencing. There is also rumor of a secret oath.

Sophomore Jacob Hurwitz, featured in the video, says pirate lore fits nicely into MIT’s campus culture.

Rachel Clark: "I'm going for my pirates license."

Rachel Clark: "I'm going for my pirates' license."

“In geek culture, there is a big pirates vs. ninjas war,” Hurwitz says. “I’m on the pirates side. I think pirates do a lot more. They do sword fighting, sailing, collecting treasure. All ninjas do is hide.”

And what do the students receive? The certificates, authorized by the “swashbuckling” Institute, are printed on faux parchment and affirm that the named “salty dog’’ is entitled to a pirate certificate “with all its privileges and obligations thereof.” And surely they celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.

Don’t expect to see these newly hatched pirates commandeering boats up and down the Charles River. The certificate limits actual pirating to “entertainment purposes only.”

Official MIT pirates certificate.

Official MIT pirates certificate.

{ 22 comments… read them below or add one }

Walt Crosby March 8, 2012 at 1:23 pm

That’s fantastic — what a great idea!

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Dmitry Kolosov March 9, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Do Somalia pirates get these certificates? Do you also certify murderers, thieves, other types of criminals?

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Capt Blargh March 28, 2012 at 10:36 pm

Historically, pirates a lot less actual murdering than you might think. They had such great PR — that is to say that they projected such a fearsome image and were surrounded by sufficient lore — that most of their targets surrendered without shots being fired or blood being shed (it helps that their targets were usually hired crews of merchant vessels carrying plenty of insurance). It could be said that this was one of the first uses of “terror” and “terrorism” to achieve a specific goal — intentional or not.

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Dmitry Kolosov April 4, 2012 at 7:26 pm

That’s a relief. So MIT is not glorifying murderers. Just terrorists.

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Cael MacAyre July 6, 2013 at 10:53 am

Comedy equals tragedy plus time

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Beez September 6, 2013 at 5:37 pm

Someone wasn’t hugged enough as a child.

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James March 11, 2012 at 10:34 pm

False: Pirates have existed at MIT since 1912, although our letters of marque were forcibly merged after 2007. Long live XIII !
see here for proof, matey: https://plus.google.com/photos/104975530142387068209/albums/5718142354436501457

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Nancy DuVergne Smith March 12, 2012 at 11:50 am

So MIT pirates have an even longer and richer history! Thanks for letting us know.

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Chris G March 28, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Can pirates receive their certificates retroactively? I’ve completed all of these courses and would very much like to be rewarded for my harrd work.

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Chunmeista August 7, 2012 at 6:04 am

They need a “Ninja” certification too! (would focus more on physical endurance/agility):
Gymnastics
Triathlon
*Some sort of Martial Arts course*
Ultimate Frisbee (yeah, it doesn’t sound that impressive, but closest thing I could think of to throwing something)
Swordfighting
Archery

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Ninja Ambassador August 2, 2013 at 11:32 pm

Of course there’s a ninja certificate. We just like to keep it a secret.

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Jeff Plum August 7, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I’d just like to point out that there are three different types of pirates:

1) Treasure Island variety (see article)
2) Terrorists (including Somalian sea-terrorists)
3) Torrenters

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Jeremy August 7, 2012 at 4:48 pm

@ Jeff, except that torrent does not automatically equal pirating.

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Dylan November 21, 2012 at 11:09 am

Ahhh the perils of alliteration…

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Jbrem August 8, 2013 at 10:41 pm

Well that, and the Barbary and French Corsairs.

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FGH December 13, 2013 at 11:46 pm

You forgot the fourth kind of pirating… butt pirates…

Max August 7, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Nice to see that parents and grantors money being well spent, after graduation the students will be well set for a life in high finance, politics or perhaps lobbyists

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nizma October 19, 2012 at 2:47 am

do you have to be an MIT student to enroll in the pirate program?

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Marvin Murdock May 3, 2013 at 2:34 pm

i would like to become a pirate

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mordantkitten July 6, 2013 at 8:51 am

What about distillery? Rum must be made.

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David Bodman August 8, 2013 at 8:58 pm

Do they do correspondence courses? or Proficiency tests?

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John Chase October 25, 2013 at 6:01 am

Is there a way to MOOC this??

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