We'd like to congratulate the following winners of the Alumni-sponsored prizes!

Team Pamplemosse came up with best new stanza for the Engineer's Drinking Song:

A runner dared an engineer to beat him in a race,
The engineer declared, "This ring is just the perfect place",
The runner said that he'd go first; the LHC flipped on,
Now his particles are floating in a brand new Higgs-Boson

Team IHTF Puzzle was selected for the best robot poem, The Zeroth Robo Sapiens, which can be read here.

Team Vintage Deals was selected for the most creative home-grown Funny Farm word association graph, which we're working on publishing for potential solvers!